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My dear friends, have you per chance heard of the Loners, whose tales of valorous deeds and heroic exploits in the profession of monster slaying have fallen from the lips of many a gossiping housewife? Did you happen to catch the recent praise that spread in the meek village of Bearshire about the Loners' brilliant, lionhearted battle against the dragon, Paddris the Black? How could you not? The tale spread faster than a social disease at a house of ill fame! My dear friends, your humble narrator guarantees that whatever tittle-tattle you may have heard regarding that battle is indeed bona fide bunk. I can, however, only account for the inc